Yeah the fashion police need to come patrol the paint booths.
I got lucky with my 2000 Schwinn Homegrown. It was "tomato red" and that was it. I thinking on a Bianchi now that Schwinn is gone(the original Schwinn). One color, few stickers. Not say simple is also nice. There was a while here in Texas that they had some low end Raleighs Mtn bikes paint like the Shiner Bock label. Shiner is a local beer to Texas. Non Shiner drinkers have told me the label looks like baby sh$# yellow and brown.
Maybe the bike companies should get with the paint lords at House of Kolor.
The only multi color scheme that was nice was a limit run Gary Fisher in the early 90's. Limited to 1000 I think, but they were Greatful Dead tribute Tie-Die bikes.
cannot win, cannot lose. I think they should set it up where we pick the color(s).