Here's (yet another) newsflash: the 'racing for real' only counts to you. You silly, deluded friggin WEENIES. If I could ever find the words to convey the utter apathy of the entire universe outside of our silly little circle to this sport, I would put them here.
Happily, that will never be possible. By the way 'Word' is just a component of Microsoft Office that doesn't handle graphics very well.