Commute was uneventful. But I got out of work late tonight so it was dark by the time I made it home. Decided to go by the grocery store to buy kitty food and treats for myself.

I totally ran a red light at a busy intersection.

But it was by accident and I totally motored out of that intersection.

Come to think of it, I'm pretty sure I said "oh ****s!" on that trip twice. Once when i ran the red, and once when I drove over a seemingly innocent puddle which turned out to be a pothole.

Kids, don't try this at home.