whittier's two wheel take over presents THE MUST-HAVE MUSTACHE RIDE
03.22.08
Woo-La-La... It's the MUST-HAVE MUST-ACHE RIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll show you mine if you show me yours. Little ones, short ones, fat ones, pre-pubescent and stunted ones, playful and naughty, synthetic and curly, moist and glistening with spittle ... all are welcome!
Why MUST-YOU MUST-ACHE:
1.) Bare lip sinks ships.
2.) One swallow doesn't make a summer.
3.) A rolling stone gathers no moss.
4.) Well begun is half done.
5.) And, Without a mustache you won't get a godamn thing.
Ladies & Gentlemen, hold on tightly to your handlebars, cause you just had your 'stache just did, and we are riding f-a-s-t! Enhance your social + riding skills with hair flair. Bring lights, (vitamin) water, power bars, spare tubes and patch kit, sweat-wicking lycra.
When:Saturday 3-22
meet at 8:30 pm
10316 Santa Gertrudes
Whittier, CA 90603
(We will be meeting at the parking lot behind the Whittier Cyclery where free give-aways will be handed out. No, this is not a scam.)
Start time:9:00
AND DID WE SAY, FREE GIVE-AWAYS?
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Contact info for this ride: < a href=mailto:twowheeltakeover@gmail.com>
http://www.twowheeltakeover@gmail.com/?r=1686880
http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=1686880
medium-fast steady pace
bring LIGHTS. gear to repair flats.
bring YOURSELF, your FRIENDS & your FRIENDS FRIENDS.
www.myspace.com/TWOWHEELTAKEOVER