I didn't say _look_ like a piece of ****, I said appear. What do you mean wouldn't be a sound? You just said squeaky brakes were sweet because they piss people off. Get your **** straight son.
Maybe I just take more pride in my bike, if something makes a noise on any of my bikes besides the DH bike I fix it.
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