Bike lane was littered with walnuts today and the crows that were trying to break them open. Very surreal. Almost killed a poor squirrel. The crows, however, knew better and just threw nuts at me from the safe distance of an overhead powerline.
My boss tells me today, "We'll compensate you for your car's commuting mileage." Car? Gas? Um... maybe you'd buy some Koolaid for my waterbottle instead?