I've fallen off cliplesss,
I've fallen off clips,
I've fallen off platforms,
I've fallen OVER bikes,
I've fallen in love with grandmothers ON bikes,
I've fallen on hard times,
I've fallen into a little fortune,
and. . . . . .
Once. . .on Cape Cod. . .I had so much vodka I FELL OFF THE FLOOR!

I have the scars to prove it all.