Q: What's the difference between a driver and an aggressive driver?

A: The aggressive driver is currently behind the wheel.

Okay, maybe there are a few drivers out there who aren't impatient enough to intentionally try to intimidate others, but I assume they're just pretending to be passive at the moment. At any rate, I essentially ignore the aggressiveness and focus on being in the way only when necessary to be safe and effective. Seeing me do that seems to calm them down.