Originally Posted by patentcad

Guess again. There are a few. And out of one million sub-Freds, there's one F. Landis in there somewhere.

Fortunately for us Road Nazis he's probably cycling due to multiple DWI arrests, so he's not real focused on the Power Meter Friel Training regimen. He's just trying to get from his factory job to the bar so he can get loaded every night. He focuses his energy on crushing empty beer cans, not racer weenie souls.

I like to buy guys like that pitchers of beer. In sheer self-defense.