thats funny

here's the weird part, if you ever DO paint a tire, that paint is NEVER EVER COMING OFF, even crap rattlecan paints on a dirty grimy tire

back when I worked in a body shop, not properly masking a tire before the car went into the booth was grounds for termination as the tire would have to be replaced,.....as the painter I saved about 40 guys jobs over the years because I'd do a tire cover check to make sure they hadn't folded it or whatever.

so yeah, just paint it gold, it'll probably last longer than the tire