I think you're on another level if you would be able to accost someone in that form while asleep. I would likely be awake the entire time.

This thread quickly turned into a whole bunch of people threatening some dude and then a whole bunch of people calling shenannigans on us.

You should let us have our fun. What I don't get is why you all think we always must be joking when threatening people with violence?

I say... violate.