Man, some of you guys get really odd ones... the most i ever get is
Me: Gets on bus and shows driver his pass, after putting his bike on the bus
Driver: Trying to get out of the rain(while its a storm outside)
me: Nope, just heading home (driver goes real quiet)
*stopped at a traffic light downtown
Trucker pulls up along side...
*Trucker says * GET THE HELL ON THE SIDEWALK, YOU"LL KILL YOURSELF
I replied: side... WHAT?
Trucker drives away...
had a lot of good laughs after that...