Originally Posted by RockyTopBiker

I just bought my third Brooks saddle and I finally got it figured out.

(1) Take your new Brooks Leather Saddle out of the box and immediately mount it on the seatpost.

(2) Buy a box of heavy duty aluminum foil and a bottle of Neets Foot Oil. If Neets is difficult to find you can substitute any 30 weight motor oil and dilute 50/50 with linseed oil.

(3) Remove your pants and, using the aluminum foil, make a mold of your posterior region. For strength, you may want to use the foil doubled.

(4) When you retire for the night, place the foil mold in place and, while reclining on your back, pour the Neets Foot Oil between your legs. Raise up slightly to allow the oil to reach all sections of the mold. Soak your butt overnight.

(5) Repeat each night as needed. People with normal butts usually require about ten treatments but some hard-*****es may need up to a month.