I got confused. I was thinking Pool Boy from the old Mad Magazine TV Show. But it was always Houseboy. I don't know the history of Houseboy! All of a sudden, Blackberry showed up and everyone started retching and saying "houseboy". I was deeply intrigued, but they told me I had to wait until April Fools to see him.

Anyway, I just got back from my date with Houseboy, and I feel like a changed woman.