Heck, lotek, you're entertaining when you're cranky.
I myself have yet to figure out how index shifting is superior to a pair of simplex retrofriction shifters.
I need a hobby, because my work is too much fun, and I need some occasional frustrations. Thus, old bikes, which I like 'cause they're usable, I can understand the mechanics, and they shore is purty. Especially nervex lugs. Not in it for the $$$, though I do okay, because I have very little to start with in the first place, find a fair amount of cool old stuff, and sell off some of it so I can buy other stuff.
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