Crack open the hood. Crap in air filter.
I've thought about carrying golf balls, just whizzing them at cars who piss me off. BUT, there's a good chance it'd bounce back and hit me, a pedestrian, etc.
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NO! It is the FARGATE! It is not some other kind of gate from a movie or TV show that I've never seen! Notice that it has a wheelchair and a pink mohawk? We're not getting sued!