On one condition.

I will buy that for you if you track down the original owner of the Rocky Mountain Blizzard for sale at the pawn shop down the street from C.T., inform them that their stolen bike is there, convince them not to go take it back and let me buy it guilt-free for $160 (it's in ridiculously good condition).

Otherwise, I'm letting it set there until some other schmuck buys it and trashes it (and no bike for you).