Originally Posted by unaesthetic

A couple months ago I had a sweet moment of clarity.

I was doing a trackstand at a red light on market street at like 8th or something, with a mostly full cup of coffee in my free hand (woot woot!). Light turns green, I'm just starting to lurch forward, then this BMW full of yuppies decides they can still make it through.

I look at them, they look at me, I look at the coffee in my hand. As they barrel through the intersection, I triumphantly launch the coffee right into their windshield, dead center, at 45mph - it was truly beautiful.