hmm, well, you could always have a jersey with a picture of a giant headset on it....I have no clue what it would accomplish, but hey...I'm at work, my brain is on strike until I get some weekend boozing out of the way, and I can't come up with jack squat...well also the idea of a jersey that has a giant picture of a red swingline stapler would be cool just because of the semi-obscure movie reference