SWEET!

I caught a kid (literally) trying to steal my car once...I grabbed him by the throat and pulled him out of the car and wedged him between the door and windshield, he tried to fight me off until he saw me flick out my folding knife and delicately place it by his reproductive organs. He calmed down quite a bit after he realized I was serious about castrating him. His buddy took off before anything happened to him. Unfortunately, since he did not actually start the car, the DA did not press charges.