Having not seen it I'm not offended. Tour de French toast is a verbal take off on the Tour de France? It'd be no different than the an Indy 500 blasting a car through. Road cyclists do race and go fast.

By the way I've never considered pancakes loaded with whipped creme, and that slurry of glucose gel that the few bits of fruit are saturated in to to be an actual breakfast. Christ who would actually eat that for breakfast? They can't even make it look appetizing on TV - how good could it be when it arrives at the table? Every time I see an IHOP billboard or commercial I'm baffled at that.