Originally Posted by sloaccord

the only thing i can guess is, is that frank, you've never had your stuff stolen.

the only way i can imagine someone being so . . . naive . . . is that you've grown up in a very nice, sheltered place. i hope that the day your illusions of a friendly world are shattered when someone steals your things, rapes your girlfriend, or murders a loved one, that you can still hold on to those ideals.

And that when you discover your girlfriend being attacked, you can calmly approach the ******, softly grab his arm, and ask him if he likes your girlfriend.