Not if he shot the theif and bouncers, and the only remaining witnesses agreed upon his alleby.

That would've landed the OP in Valhalla. Fsck Virgins, or hopscotch with Jesus, or the big Spaghetti bowl in the sky FSM heaven...

I'll take hot Viking lusty mead swilling vixens ftw. Valkyries, plus when you die odds are you get to listen to black or thrash metal instead of elevator music. Big plus there.