Originally Posted by kemmer

Serious multiple lolage from this thread. Good stuff all around, especially the lauging at mormons stuff, but here's the winner:




Also look for white T-shirts (aka magik undies) worn under another T-shirt, particularly in situations where people aren't wearing any t-shirt. (swimming pool, volleyball, basketball).

Keep an eye out for large quantities of caffeinated soft drinks early in the morning. Seriously, who drinks a 64oz Mountain Dew with breakfast? Mormons do, that's who.