BWAAAAHAHAHA....(sniff, sniff...wipes tears of laughter from eyes)
What the HELL?!?! So all that complaining was due to a "bread laced with Ex-Lax, burning ring of fire hemorrhoids which give me the sh#t's but its the bikes fault because my a$$ is sore" problem.
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"No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs. We should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed, and love of power." -P.J. O'Rourke