Originally Posted by Breaking Away

Dad : What is this?
Mom : It's sauteed zucchini.
Dad : It's I-tey food. I don't want no I-tey food.
Mom : It's not. I got it at the A&P. It's like... squash.
Dad : I know I-tey food when I hear it! It's all them "eenie" foods... zucchini... and linguini... and fettuccine. I want some American food, dammit! I want French fries!