Originally Posted by
TRaffic Jammer
As for not having a bell I will challenge ANY officer to a yell off and leave him with ears ringing after giving them some diaphragm generated Sgt. Mills instructions.
I can yell "!HEADS UP!" so loud that everyone within 75 feet will jump straight up in the air.
Last week two overweight 60-something suits found themselves in my path (center lane on a three lane avenue) as they proceeded through an intersection on a Don't Walk signal. It was AM rush hour. I yelled "WATCH THE SIGNAL FAT BOY" and am sure that fifty other pylons heard it too. The two dudes looked at each other in disbelief that someone would speak to them like that.
I am a bad person. I think my road bike has a demon that possesses me when I ride that bike.