What the hell, I'm just buzzed enough to play this game:

I've learned to keep my arms and legs inside the bus at all times. SSenorPedro, it sounds like we should swap stories some time.

I've learned that chain tension is more than a detail.

I've learned that long cranks make for a short ride.

I've learned that fast is a state of mind and a measure of determination.

I've learned that less is more.