Did not know Renee had a grown son. She must have you when she was 14 -- San angelo escapee?

I have to ask which is the top side -- I assume it is the upper half of the tube pointing skyward when you are pointing forward... yeah. So do you tuck it down then rectum-ward. That's the only explanation I have for numbing even when sitting on a chair. Numbness happens to me when I wear my old loose shorts and the penis tucks down. My resolution -- lightest man thong I can get away with. Hold it up.

Now if you have a third leg, you are cursed but blessed in some ways.

Also that pain may be reference pain from somewhere else. An osteopath maybe able to help.

Good luck!