Yes! And it's dark 16 hours a day 6 months out of the year. And the sun only comes out for 5 hours in August; the rest of the year it's cloudy and raining. The people here are passive aggressive introverts. There is NO bike culture, at all, everyone just stays inside and mopes while drinking terrible diner-style coffee. So stay away, don't visit, don't move here, and tell all your friends how awful Seattle is.

And remember pictures like this:

are evidence of nothing more than excellent Photoshop skills.