I have learned that a bike budget is only limited by the size of your bank account, not budgeting.

I have learned that it is best to practice track standing and skids out of public view

I have learned how obsessive and protective you can actually be towards a collection of metal and rubber

I have learned that that I might as well wear a helmet because I look like a loser already

I have learned that one bike is never enough.. neither are two

I have learned a thousand variations of "what do you mean you can't coast????"

I have learned to know better than to open my fool mouth