Originally Posted by EvilV

Heard at a garden party in Virginia Water on 1st April 1903 the observations of Colonel J. Poofhater-Bigot -


What's that? Naked Bike Ride?!!!!

Damned disgraceful.... Horse whipping's too good for the bounders. Round 'em up and send 'em to the Boar War, I say... Make men of 'em. That'll teach the devils to undress in public. Frighten the damned horses, let alone the ladies.


What's that? Naked ladies riding velocipedes?

Well I never. Where did you say this is happening? What's that you say?

Mabel, pass that ear trumpet will you m' dear?