Being British (i wont get technical on you as far as my bloodline) I've always avoided 'American Condiments'. Don't do Mayo or Mustard or oil/vinegar or any other sort of dressing (on my sandwich). The rare time i have a salad i'll put Thousand Island dressing on it...but thats pretty rare (the salad part). I think i bought oatmeal, but that could have been this dream i had...