You didn't expect Pcad, Cycling Zen Master of Self Loathing, to argue with you about this did you? At the risk of feeding your impressive self-pity, I thought I'd show you the most recent addition this to the Cat 4 50+ (ah, 40+, those were the days) veloschwag in my garage:
By the way, I don't think I take myself seriously, but you might want to Lighten the F Up
yourself.