Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 40,863
Likes: 3,115
From: Sacramento, California, USA
Bikes: Specialized Tarmac, Canyon Exceed, Specialized Transition, Ellsworth Roots, Ridley Excalibur
The best experience I had with a JAM under these circumstances was when I pulled out my phone, held it up like I was going to take a photo, and said "Smile! I'm sending this to Sac PD and your insurer."
(At the time, my phone didn't actually have a camera, but he didn't know that.)