Let's see ...

I'm 46.
I own a Honda Accord. A green one. I also own a Volvo. A white one.
I own a house in the suburbs.
I teach first grade.
My iPod is full of the same alt-rock I listened to when I was in my twenties.

But ....

My iPod is full of the same alt-rock I listened to when I was in my twenties.
I own three fixed gear conversions. Two of them have moustache bars and Brooks saddles.
I don't allow carbon fiber on my property. The same for wheels that don't have at least 32 spokes.
I did own some riser bars once. I chopped them up to make a mounting bar for the many lights I use on my bikes in the winter.
I've also been known to hang out a bike co-ops.
I did race in an alleycat once. It was one of the most fun things I ever did on a bike. I almost DFL'd.

I never drink PBR, but in the 80's my friends and I all drank Meisterbrau and Milwaukee's Finest because it was cheap and we like the irony of it.