Any dog that chases me with a mean bark... And you can tell the difference between a friendly bark and a mean bark...
(was chased by a junkyard rottweiler that was roaming out on the street the other day in the middle of a morning commute... not fun.)
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Originally Posted by
jsharr
A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.