Originally Posted by
crhilton
The big ones will probably hurt me more than them. And they're usually too lazy to jump out anyway.

Yeah, that!
I passed a Rottweiler on the way through the park today. She looked at me and gave me a big, gruff, almost bored-sounding "BAWRK." and then turned her attention back to the path.
The fluffy little toy dog that the little old lady was walking on the other side of the park tried to eat me.