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#1: According to folklore, said collision of objects was not supposed to happen, hence the term "accident."

#2: The actual physical collision of objects is deemed a "crash" by motorists, unless it involves colliding with unimportant objects such as garden implements, kids' toys, pedestrians, children, scooters, cyclists, and spouses. In such cases, see previous terminology if you are an autoholic, consider the term "collision out of stupidity and/or woolgathering" if you consider yourself mildly intelligent.

#3: When Roscoe Butterworth in his jacked Silverado 3500 or Shewan Breeze McKria in her new BMW/AMG 350i Turbo convertible attempt - or succeed - in running you off the road, it is "intentional malice" to cyclists and others in the position of the attacked. Mr. Butterworth and Miss McKria consider it motorist's "manifest destiny."

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-Kurt