Norma Jean was a wonderful bedroom memory for me as a pubescent.....

Okay, cut the wise-assed remarks. I had a Norma that I loved once. In high school. And yes, I remember Norma Jean, and the tragedy that was her life. But she died in a very nice spot. You'll just have to trust me on that. In fact, I wouldn't mind being a few hundred yards west, which would give you a primo view of the Old Man.

I'm a busted-up old man that would totally dig on this trip, but I don't think my health would allow me to do it non-stop. Would gladly pitch in for expenses and a ride on a somewhat reliable support vehicle if anyone wants to respond. Heck, I'd respond to me if I was me. I sound like the kind of person that would make excellent Margaritas and coffee. I really can't see what else a person would need on a tour of the Mississippi.