tell people that you had met a pretty young thing at a bar, she took you home, you commence to fornicatin' and low and behold...unbeknownst to you she was married...in charges the lunberjack-esque husband, he chases you out, you grab your bike and pedal away only to be chased down and the crazed lumberjack hits your back wheel, causing you to tumble and break yourself and your bike