You're taking the same pot shot over and over again against the whole of this forum while making ridiculous generalizations about the way people dress. The surest way to make yourself seem foolish is to make attacks on people with no relation to the subject at hand. Aside from that, you're referencing bikes built for completely different uses. When I was commuting on city streets every day and getting my bike filthy and beat up, I didn't ride my s-works, I rode an old gaspipe bridgestone conversion.
But go ahead and keep attacking that strawman.