Originally Posted by progre-ss

You were at a stoplight reaching into your Chrome/Baileyworks/Timbuk2 mess. bag and suddenly found your stash pocket! You were so surprised and amazed you decided to celebrate with some pie. Didn't know what kind of pie...mirengue, apple, cobbler (which I believe we've concluded isnt really a pie), rhubarb...it just had to be pie. IN your thinking of pie and your new found stash pocket you didn't motice the green light and then decided to go at the last minute. Just as you made it across the intersection a van suddenly stops and the car immediately following the van jumps into your lane, causing you to hit it and roll over it. Not much pain to you but a busted front end.

This is the story you should use!