Originally Posted by
banerjek
+100000
Don't be fooled by "eye doctors" -- they're just scanning your retina for the authorities. Everything you touch in a public place WILL be dusted so wear gloves or clean up. And any of you fools who go to a barber or take a dump in a toilet that is attached to a "municipal" sewage system have just handed your DNA to the authorities on a silver platter...
Are you guys crazy?
Don't you know THEY'RE watching this thread? Now you've done it...
And how about this...when I was a kid there was a show on television called
Mayberry RFID...well, they didn't put the I in there, but still...we know what they meant, right?
Gotta go, my carbon wheels are transmitting signals to the mother ship...where's my roll of tin foil, dammit!
DPN
Taking a dump and silver platter just doesn't seem to go together...