I don't have much of a part in the conversation but seeing this sort of quarreling always gets this song stuck in my head. And then I get creative and this happens:

Ev'rybody's talkin' 'bout
Chainrings, Bearings, Chainlinks, Race drinks, Red Storcks, CF Forks
Road-ism, Mountain-ism, ism ism ism...
All we are saying is give peace a chance
All we are saying is give peace a chance

(C'mon)
Ev'rybody's talkin' 'bout
Aluminum, Titanium, No shox and Poly socks,
Jackets, Pro kits, chainstays, and allez, allez, allez...
All we are saying is give peace a chance
All we are saying is give peace a chance