Originally Posted by patentcad

I may actually start flipping other cyclists the friggin bird after all these idiot threads.

Originally Posted by Seinfeld "The Opposite"

George: It became very clear to me sitting out there today, that every decision I've ever made, in my entire life, has been wrong. My life is the opposite of everything I want it to be. Every instinct I have, in every aspect of life, be it something to wear, something to eat ... It's all been wrong.

George: Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice that you were looking in my direction.

Victoria: Oh, that's because you just ordered the exact same lunch as me.

George: My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.

Victoria (with a huge smile): My name is Victoria, hi!