Originally Posted by halfro

I just got to work and have to share my commute this morning. I was laughing pretty hard.

So I'm riding my normal route to the office and come up to one of the many stop lights. I pull up next to a car with a over weight woman eating a bagel with cream cheese at least a 1/2 inch thick. She looks at me and I smile. The light turns green and we are off. At the next light she is waiting there for me. I look over again and smile. But this time she isn't happy. Not sure why she is unhappy, but I think I'm related to it. When the light turns green she guns it and speeds off. Third light comes and she is waiting there a little longer due to her speeding off. I pull up next to her and she has cream cheese all over her face and is looking for the bagel that probably fell onto the floor but can't reach it because her stomach and steering wheel are in the way. At this point I couldn't help laughing. When the light turned green I was ahead but she past me never to be seen again.