a friend thought it would be tight to try and skid down a giant hill while he was wasted once. we had done it millions of times before while _not_ wasted (not necessarily sober, though). anyway, he overzealously pulled up on his leading foot, popped out of his strap and proceeded to ride his bike elbows and knee first like a toboggan down the hill at least 20 yards. of course he didn't feel it until the next day, when the hangover and the pain both kicked in simultaneously. he doesn't do that anymore. i think that was the time he broke his carbon fork on the jamis, but maybe that was another time...

and yes, it was hard not to laugh.