Originally Posted by vtjim
I've started wearing lycra tights and I'm a bit disappointed because no women have yet whistled, yelled, or otherwise hit on me. But then I realized... I ride
so fast that they just can't get a good enough look!

You've gotta be careful. If you're slow enough for them to get a good look, you look like a poser. It's a fine line to wal^H^H^Hride. Try crashing. Then maybe they'll notice the lycra and comfort you, at least until you start bleeding. Ha ha ha ha...