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Old 06-15-08 | 07:03 AM
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Bikes: Too Many

A roadie:
Never uses the MUP.
Rides the best bike available.
Dresses in the latest apparel.
Has a motor vehicle or "SAG" following.
Tends to ride in a pack like Wolves.
Will ride solo but only for training.
Will only communicate with other roadies.
Most are feral so they never obey traffic laws.
Favorite game is Jam Tag. If a Jam harasses a roadie they will catch up to them and spray black paint over a taillight "Tagging" the Jam. Sooner than later a policeman will pull the Jam over.
Favorite food is energy bars.
Favorite performance enhancement solution is testosterone.
When mating the roadie will always select a mate with substantial fame and fortune.
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